HO HO HO! Do you or your children have a question for Santa? Well, ask away! Santa is here to answer each and every question that he gets - and, he'll try to do so in a timely manner. You can do so easily by clicking here and asking Santa your question. With your permission, your question - and Santa's corresponding answer - will be added to the list below! Santa loves nothing more than, after a long day of tending to the reindeer, keeping up with his North Pole residence and helping the elves, to grab a hot cup of coffee and read his emails. Don't be a stranger! Santa would love to hear from you! HO HO HO! XOXO
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FAQs for Santa
Q: Are you real, Santa?
A: If I weren't real, would I be able to answer all of these nice emails? HO HO HO!
Q: How do you know how many presents to make each year?
A: I use a very tricky algorithm to calculate how many children will make it onto my "Nice" list. I start by finding out how many deliveries I made the prior year. I multiply that by 16.489, extrapolate the result, always remembering to carry the two, I solve for "x", find the lowest common denominator and factor to the 10th power. Then, I do the Hokey-Pokey and I turn myself around - 'cuz that's what it's all about!
Q: What does Mrs. Claus do for fun?
A: Well, she'd be embarrassed to know that I'm sharing this with you, but I had the elves make up a karaoke machine for her last Christmas, and that's been taking up a lot of her time! She has a tremendous voice! I've heard her sing everything from a rendition of "Wild Horses" that would make Susan Boyle envious, all the way to ZZ Tops' "Legs", and everything in between. Quite impressive! She is also very good at Sudoku.
Q: What is your biggest pet peeve?
A: When children don't mind their manners, or when children are disrespectful. You respect yourself by respecting others.
Q: Do you follow any sports?
A: I am very into all of the Reindeer Games! I won't miss any fun competition between my four-legged friends! (FYI, they're also very good at Texas Hold 'Em, so if one of my reindeer ever invites you to play, just say thank you and then walk away.)
